A Monster Weekend

Last, weekend i kept myself home after a real busy working week and tried to get back in my own shell,

like those days when i used to sleep whole day and watch tv with books in lap whole night.

But, this time it was completely different as weekend started by bang. Bang yeah i meant bang on the wall a monstorous newsthat MLO of the leading urband hospital has raped a student of nursing and they both jump out of winow.

Oh you must be wondering what does MLO stands for “Medical Legal Officer” so the rapist is a legal officer who investigates the culprits body. A crook entertain other cook. The day passed in full of anxiety and here comes another news, 4 year old girl body has been found who was raped by two men aged above 30….Goshhh why dnt they masturbate and where this nation is heading towards. Yeah for sure heading towards to be the permanent citizenship of Canada and Australia these days since, we now hate america no we do truly this time because they do not give us visa oftenor if they give us the visa they do not give us our desire days of entry in their country.

But, living anywhere around the world hasn’t made an impact on us to be a moraly, ethically an educated nation.

A society where fantasy stories of Nurse sleeping around with Dr. exist has always been rated as the most heardstory but we have always neglect it and pretend unheard of something.

Now, where all this rally champions are sleeping busy in deciding a new agenda for a series of protest againstamerica or europe. Why don’t they come out and start creating awareness in society. O’ please let them busy inrally b’cuz if you’ll ask them providing sexual awareness in society and making an ethical society. They willname it a strategy of enemies.

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The Land of Pure “Pornistan”

After the monotonous term of terrorist and terrorism to refer Pakistan, this is something new and every high for the Fox News other news channels who are interested in having a discussion about Pakistan in their board room.

Pornistan, the country which has banned facebook for the blasphemy is ranking high as per google stats. We as a nation hold huge number of searches on google related to sex terms and especially animal ones hmmmmmm… that’s interesting those who have stop logging on to facebook and are frustrated with their natural desires are now spending good time in searching sex and animals.

That’s embarrassing trust me very embarrassing that your nation “ Islamic Republic of Pakistan” rank high when it comes to not following moral obligations.

Where are our rally champions now? Oh must be exercising new anti – American slogan and will justify it by “Kaafiro ka fitna hai internet, Musalmaano ko nafsaani khuwahishaat per bhatkanay kay liye ijad kya. The authorities who are suppose to control internet traffic and the ports of all the porn sites?? Busy, in downloading some new 2 min’s Panda video? Why Panda now?? Enough of cat, dog and horse dude we had enough of it on our streets.

We can doubt google’s stat but we should put some considerations towards our nation where majority of the population belongs to the age group of 25 – 30 and approx. 40% of this age group is addicted to internet access in various gadgets that we can’t think of our life without it.

I believe Ethical and Moral education should be part of our curriculum, internet providers should take it as their responsibilities that within their networks porn sites should be blocked least the popular one’s so, we will not have to face embarrassment in this world which is a global village now.

Authorities, forget them already many accusations on them plus does the chairman of PEMRA and other regulatory ones know how to browse? Must have learnt from their respective secretaries just like the MMS fiasco.

If, nothing of this sort can be done on our moral values, let’s block google and other search engines. My folk’s will lay their hands on desi baba n mama :P

Respect your Woman :)

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well. Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name.

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen.

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just like you are asto what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simplyBecause you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while whendeadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her someand trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house – your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly – your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this……

Please appreciate “HER”

Energy Discussion

Found this joke on the ongoing energy crisis in Pakistan, via email. See the Past, Present and the Future of energy in Pakistan. Enjoy!


YEAR 1980
1ST Voice: YAR YE LIGHT KAB JATI HAI

2ND Voice: PATA NAHI MERE KHAYAL MAIN SAAL MAIN 1 BAR

YEAR 1990
1ST Voice: YAR YE LIGHT KIO JATI HAI?

2ND Voice: PATA NAHI MERE KHAYAL MAIN TRANSFERMER BADALTY HAIN

YEAR 2009
1ST Voice: YAR YE LIGHT KAB AATI HAI?

2ND Voice: JAB HAMARY ELAKEY KI JAE GI TB TUMHARY ELAKEY AYEGI

YEAR 2014
1ST Voice: YAR YE LIGHT AYE GI AAJ?

2ND Voice: NAHI AAJ MULTAN MAI HAI LAHORE KI BARI KAL HAI

YEAR 2020
1ST Voice: SUNA HAI PURANEY WAQTON MAI LIGHT HUA KARTI THI ?

2ND Voice: SO JA LIGHT WITE KUCH NAHI HOTI SUB TERA WEHAM HAI